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Last Entry 6/21/2010
Mini-Dogumentaries:
A Little Bit Frightening

Dizzy
Peer Session 101: The Tennis Ball
(A silent movie)
Rodeo Roundup!
06/21/10 Below

"There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother."
-Astrid Alauda

“A house is a home when it shelters the body and comforts the soul.”
-Phillip Moffitt
06/14/10 Below

"Here's wishing you the smiles o' life and not a single grumble."
-Irish Blessing

"I like her because she smiles at me and means it."
-Anonymous
06/07/10 Below

"Getting to know someone else involves curiosity about where they have come from, who they are."
-Penelope Lively

"Like swimming, riding, writing, or playing golf, happiness can be learned.
-Boris Sokoloff
05/31/10 Below

"True friendship is felt, not said."
-Mariecris Madayag

"Conduct is more convincing than language.”
-John Woolman
05/24/10 Below

"What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it?
-Jenny DeVries

"All that you need is just to be watchful."
-Osho
05/17/10 Below

“Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.”
-Charles Schultz

“If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky."
-Proverb
05/10/10 Below

“I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.”
-James Matthew Barrie 

“Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven."
-Yiddish proverb
05/03/10 Below

"Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself."
-Oscar Wilde quotes

“Wrestling teaches you how to stay low and use your hands.”
-Mike Patterson
04/26/10 Below

"If you look at the sun without shielding your eyes, you'll go blind."
-Unknown

"Friendship is the bread of the heart."
-Mary Russell Mitford
04/19/10 Below

"In spite of your fear, do what you have to do."
-Chin-Ning Chu

"All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.”
-Stephen King
04/12/10 Below

"It's been tough because it seems like we play great and then we can collapse."
-Kari Lehtonen

"Riches are not from an abundance of worldly goods, but from a contented mind."
-Muhammad Ali
04/05/10 Below

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
-Fred A. Allen

"A girl should be two things classy and fabulous."
-Coco Chanel
03/29/10 Below

"Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted."
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"It is not the position, but the disposition."
-J. E. Dinger
03/22/10 Below

"Sunshine is a welcome thing. It brings a lot of brightness."
-Jimmie Davis

"“My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.”
-Monty Python Quotes
03/15/10 Below

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."
-Robert Byrne

"Passion, not pedigree, will win in the end."
---Jon Bon Jovi
03/08/10 Below

"Even if he didn't know you, he would jump on you and hug you."
-Daisy Castro

“A girl without freckles is like a night without stars.”
 -Unknown
03/01/10 Below

"To sensible men, every day is a day of reckoning."
-John W. Gardner

“You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims."
-Harriet Woods
02/22/10 Below

"Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
-Douglas Horton

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-Steve Martin
02/15/10 Below

"When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.”
-Unknown

“An arch never sleeps.”
 -Indian Proverb 350
02/08/10 Below

"Scarcely any other dog can produce such inimitable wrinkles upon its forehead as the Boxer, and scarcely any other dog gazes at you so good-naturedly while furrowing its brow."
-Unknown
 

“In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what friends are for.”
 -Unknown
02/01/10 Below

“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.”
—Jack London

"Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
01/25/10 Below

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?”
-Fannie Brice
01/18/10 Below

"Joy is what happens when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are."
-Marianne Williamson

"An animal will always look for a person's intentions by looking them right in the eyes."
-H. Powers
01/11/10 Below

"There's no substitute for guts.
-Paul Bear Bryant

“It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
-Walt Disney
01/04/10 Below

"The world is composed of takers and givers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better."
-William Butler Yeats

““If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.”
-Brendan Francis
12/28/09 Below

Whatever one possesses, becomes of double value, when we have the opportunity of sharing it with others.
-Jean Nicolas Bouilly

“Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like”
-Unknown
12/21/09 Below

"Win together, lose together, play together, stay together.
-Debra Mancuso

“It's a Lab thing. You wouldn't understand."
-Unknown
12/14/09 Below

"The mark of a true crush, is that you fall in love first, and grope for reasons afterward."
-Shana Alexander

“When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I'll know I'm growing old.”
-Lady Bird Johnson
12/07/09 Below

"When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?"
-Pam Brown

“By ourselves we can enjoy life, but to really appreciate life we must find companionship.”
-Unknown
11/30/09 Below

"Loose tongues are worse than wicked hands."
-Jewish Proverb

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.”
-Unknown
11/23/09 Below

"Intimidation doesn't last very long. "
-Lenny Wilkens

“The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us.
Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.”
-Oscar Wilde
11/16/09 Below

"A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self."
-Marian Sandmaier

"Youth! youth! how buoyant are thy hopes; they turn, like marigolds, toward the sunny side."
-Jean Ingelow
11/09/09 Below

"The contented man can be happy with what appears to be useless."
 -Hung Ko

"Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life”.
-Jean de La Fontaine
11/02/09 Below

"The detached observer's view is one window on the world. "
-Kenneth L. Pike

"Why not learn to enjoy the little things -there are so many of them. ”
-Author Unknown
10/26/09 Below


"For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love. "
Carl Sagan


"“Go ahead, make my day”
Clint Eastwood

10/19/09 Below

"I never did think of myself as handsome--terribly attractive, yes, but not handsome"
-Liam Neeson

"Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?”
-Pablo Picasso
10/12/09 Below

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
-Tom Robbins

"Laughter is but a frown turned upside down.”
-Author unknown
10/05/09 Below

"The more we nurture our friendships, the greater the happiness that comes our way."
-Author unknown

"Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
09/28/09 Below

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."
-Henry Ellis

"Joy is the feeling of grinning inside.”
-Melba Colgrove
09/21/09 Below

"Age...is a matter of feeling, not of years. -George William Curtis

"Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.”
-Ben Stein
09/14/09 Below

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's . . . ?"

"Whether one talks well depends very much upon whom he has to talk to.
-Christian Nestell Bovee
09/07/09 Below

"The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing."
-Homer

"There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it."
-Thomas Love Peacock
08/24/09 Below

"When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet."
-Stanislaw J. Lec

"We never forget those who make us blush."
-Jean-François De La Harpe
08/24/09 Below

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus
 

"True friendship brings sunshine to the shade, and shade to the sunshine."
-Thomas Burke
08/17/09 Below

"Thus shadow owes its birth to light."
-John Gay

“Sometimes when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his face.”
-Mikhail Gorbachev
08/10/09 Below

"True friends. . . face in the same direction, toward common projects, interests, goals.”
-C.S Lewis

"Why can't I be the adorable one?
-Dorothy Kilgallen
08/03/09 Below

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.”
-Gary Shandling


"On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.”
-Thomas Jefferson
07/27/09 Below

"Jumping for joy is good exercise. -Author Unknown

"Loving, teasing, affection.”
-Julie Andrews
07/20/09 Below

"I do it for the joy it brings, cause I'm a joyful girl. 'Cause the world owes us nothing, we owe each other the world.”
-Ani Difranco

"Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is to be kind; and the third is to be kind.”
-Henry James
07/13/09 Below

"Once you've wrestled, everything else in life is easy."
-Dan Gable

"Aristotle:
Happiness is an expression of the soul in considered actions."
07/06/09 Below

"All the treasure in the world is worthless, unless you have someone to share it with."
-Unknown

"Self-respect -The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious."
-H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
06/29/09 Below

"The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.”
-G.K. Chesteron

"Friendship? Yes Please."
-Charles Dickens
06/22/09 Below

"A happy life is one spent in learning, earning, and yearning.”
-Lillian Gish

"Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.”
-Kirk Douglas
06/15/09 Below

"We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young."
-Letty Cottin Pogrebin

"A tan certainly doesn't hurt. But more than anything it's an attitude."
-Kent Nielsen
06/08/09 Below

"Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it".
-Robert Brault

"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
-George Eliot
06/01/09 Below

"We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter."
-Mignon McLaughlin

"Men will lie on their backs, talking about the fall of man, and never make an effort to get up."
-Henry David Thoreau
05/25/09 Below

"What makes you different makes you beautiful" -Unknown

"The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground."
-G. K. Chesterton
   
05/18/09 Below

"A girl without freckles is like a night without stars”
- Author Unknown

"He ain't heavy, he's my brother."
-Neil Diamond
05/11/09 Below

"Sometimes, you like to let the hair do the talking!
-James Brown

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.”
-Proverb
05/04/09 Below

"Can you hear me now?"
-Verizon Cellular

"So go ahead. Fall down. The world looks different from the ground.”
-Oprah Winfrey
04/27/09 Below

"Big Brown Eyes Can Hypnotize."
-Anonymous

"Little friends may prove great friends."
-Aesop
04/20/09 Below

"A Boxer without a reason is a Boxer immovable."
-Anonymous

"The art form is to become one with the hurdle, to make it your friend, and I embraced that process."
-Renaldo Nehemiah
04/13/09 Below

"Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.”
-Henry Louis Mencken

"That's just how it works in the springtime around here. We can see a little bit of everything."
-Ray Visneski
04/06/09 Below

"Our bodies are made for moving, not for sitting. Sitting on the couch doesn't do much but make you a good sitter."
-Pat MacDonald

"Not double trouble, but twice blessed."
-Author Unknown
03/30/09 Below
"I believe that every human mind feels pleasure in doing good to another."
-Thomas Jefferson


"A good company and good discourse are the sinews of virtue."
-Izaak Walton

03/23/09 Below

"Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible."
-Bob Harper

"A tan certainly doesn't hurt. But more than anything it's an attitude."
-Kent Neilsen
   

"Work, love and play are the great balance wheels of man's being”
-Orison Swett Marden

"May our lives be:
A sea of golden days,
blessed with golden deeds,
with love and joy triumphant"
-Unknown
   

"I eat really healthy, and if I'm tired, I take a nap. "
Casper Van Dien

"No one bulldog yet could eat-
Any other bulldog's meat;
If you have a good size bone,
Let the other dog alone.”
   

Where's Thurmon?
 

"Big Brother is watching you.

-George Orwell
02/23/09 Below

"Our similarities bring us to a common ground; Our Differences allow us to be fascinated by each other.”
-Tim Robbins

"Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.”
-Henry David Thoreau
   

"I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me."
-Richard Bach

"False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade."
-Christian Nestell Bovee
   

"Forward and frolic glee was there, The will to do, the soul to dare."
-Sir Walter Scott

“It's kind of fun being the cute, little one. In fact, I'm finding it hard to grow out of that.”
-Katie Holmes
   

"Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity."
-Kahil Gibran

"Silence is golden but shouting is fun."
-Proverb
   

"To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty."
-Proverb

"People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”
-Mitch Hedberg
 
01/26/09 Below

"A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship."
Markus Zusak

"A yawn is a silent shout."
-G.K. Chesterton
01/19/09 Below

"Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his own image.”
-Johann Wolfgang Goethe

"Friends are like smakerals of fun. You can never have too many."
-Pooh
   

"It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy."
-Lucille Ball

"To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up."
-Oscar Wilde
   

"January brings the snow, makes our feet and fingers glow."
-Sara Coleridge

"Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood."
-Andy Goldsworthy
   

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
-Carl Reiner

"He that can have Patience, can have what he will.”
-Benjamin Franklin
12/22/08 Below

"I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch."
-Gilda Radner

"Amusement to an observing mind is study.”
-Benjamin Disraeli
12/15/08 Below

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities."
-Ray Charles

"A good stance and posture reflect a proper state of mind."
-Morihei Ueshiba
12/08/08 Below

"Life...it tends to respond to our outlook, to shape itself to meet our expectations.”
-Richard M. DeVos

“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.”
-Tennessee Williams
12/01/08 Below

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
~Anäis Nin

"I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.”
Shirley MacLaine
11/17/08 Below

The sense of smell, like a faithful counselor,
foretells its character.
-Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin 

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

-Jack Handy
11/08/08 Below

"It is by chance we met . . .
by choice we became friends."
-Author Unknown

"A well-spent day brings happy sleep."
-Leonardo da Vinci
11/01/08 Below

"Forbidden things have a secret charm."
-Publius Cornelius Tacitus

"Flirtation: attention without intention."
-Max O'Rell
10/27/08 Below

"Watching is a part of good play.”
-Irish Proverb

"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours."
-Bob Dylan
   

"I trust everyone until they give me a reason not to."
-Sandra Bullock

"Seriously, poodles + any breed = supreme cuteness. I love poodles."
- Author unknown
   

"My style is very strong poses and expressions."
-John Kricfalusi

"A photograph is usually looked at-seldom looked into.
-Ansel Adams
 

“Pick a theme and work it to exhaustion...the subject must be something you truly love or truly hate.”
-Dorothea Lange

"I've never been an intellectual but I have this look."
-Woody Allen
   

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
-Robert Brault

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
-Mohandas K. Gandhi
   


“The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream”
-Marilyn Monroe

And, see our latest dogumentary:
Clancy & The Blue Ball


“Happiness is the time when you're chasing happiness.”
-Hateshi

Above: See our latest dogumentary:
Clancy & The Blue Ball

09/15/08 Below

"A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes."
-Mark Twain

"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.”
-Benjamin Franklin
09/08/08 Below

"Puppy love will lead you to a dog's life.”
-Anonymous

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up."
-Jesse Jackson
   

"There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.”
-Booker T. Washington

"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got."
-Sophia Loren
   

"The question is not what you look at, but what you see."
-Henry David Thoreau

"The main ingredient in stardom is the rest of the team."
 -Source Unknown
   

"Be willing to be uncomfortable. Be comfortable being uncomfortable. It may get tough, but it's a small price to pay for living a dream."
-Peter McWilliams

"It is the duty of children to wait on elders, and not the elders on children.”
-African Proverb
   

"There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.
-Samuel Johnson

"This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfections.”
-Saint Augustine
   

"The beauty
of a move lies not in its' appearance but in the thought behind it.”
-Aaron Nimzovich
08/04/08

“One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it”
-Mark Twain
   

"Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day." 
-Carol Krucoff

"I would not exchange my leisure hours for all the wealth in the world."
-Comte de Mirabeau
   

“No one can lie, no one can hide anything, when he looks directly into someone's eyes.”
-Paulo Coelho

“Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak.”
-Socrates
   

"Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving."
-Mary Catherine Bateson

"Care is a state in which something does matter; it is the source of human tenderness.”
-Rollo May
   

"I may not be different, but I'm definitely not the same."
-William J. Dybus
 

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
   

"Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls t
o arrive at its destination full of hope."
-Maya Angelou

"Flattery will get you everywhere"
-Mae West
   

"The Boston Tug Party"

"We usually get what we anticipate."
- Claude M. Bristol
   

"The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life."
-Edward Everett Hale

Where did you get your eyes so blue?
Out of the sky as I came through.
-George MacDonald
   

"""People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.”
-Linda Ellerbee

"We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone - but paradoxically, if we cannot trust, neither can we find love or joy”
-Walter Anderson
   

"That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny."
-Gloria Vanderbilt

"It isn't our position, but our disposition that makes us happy."
- Author Unknown
   

"Handsome is as handsome does."
-Oliver Goldsmith

"Baby we were born to run."
-Bruce Springstein
   

"Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music."
-William Stafford
"When you are down and out something always turns up- and it is usually the noses of your friends."
-Orson Wells
   

"What are you hiding? No one ever asks that." -Sarah Vowell

"Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend."
-Plautus
   

"To get a hold on boys you must first be their friend"
-Robert Baden-Powell
(Founder of the Scouting movement)

"I know there is strength in the differences between us. I know there is comfort where we overlap."
- Ani Difranco
   
 
"Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are asleep before their heads are o
n the pillow."
-Frank L. Boyden

"Play keeps us vital and alive. It gives us an enthusiasm for life that is irreplaceable.  Without it, life just doesn't taste good."
-Lucia Capocchione
   

"Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do."
-Jean de la Bruyere

"Share our similarities, celebrate our differences."
-M. Scott Peck
04/21/08

"I will not play at tug o' war, I'd rather play at hug o'war, where everyone hugs instead of tugs."
-Shel Silverstein

"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower."
-Author Unknown
   

"Tug on anything at all and you'll find it connected to everything else in the universe."
-John Muir

"Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?"
Pablo Picasso
   

"When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep through the night."
-Albert Payson Terhue

"The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family."
-Danica Whitfield
   

"A woman should be pink and cuddly for a man."
Jayne Mansfield

"Friends find comfort in what they share and delight in how they differ."
-Author unknown
   

"The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages."
-Virginia Woolf

"The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
March 10, 2008

"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary."
-Mark Twain

"People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped."
-Author unknown
   

"Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5."
-Roseanne

"Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer."
-Louise Gluck
   

"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family-whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one."
-Jane Howard

"Do not bite at the bait of pleasure 'til you know there is no hook beneath it.
-Thomas Jefferson
   

"Anyone can catch your eye,
but it takes someone special to catch your heart."
-Author Unknown

"Loving is not just looking at each other,
 it's looking in the same direction."
-Antoine de Saint Exupery
   

"Your significance is not in your similarity to others, it is in your differences."
-Mike Murdock

"My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best of time."
-Unknown
February 4, 2008

"Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

"It is a happy talent to know how to play."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
January 28, 2008 Above

"A good snapshot stops a moment from running away."
-Eudora Welty

"Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets."
-Leah Stussy
   

"Put a grain of boldness into everything you do."
Balthazar Gracian

"Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you."
-Author Unknown
   

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little influence on society."
-Mark Twain

"There is neither heaven nor earth, only falling snow, falling incessantly."
-Author Unknown
   

"Sunshine surrounds the earth as love surrounds our souls."
-Amethyst Snow-Rivers

"In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary."
-Aaron Rose
   

"At Christmas play and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year."
-Thomas Tusser

"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree-
the presence of happy family all wrapped up in each other."
- Burton Hillis
   

"It is sweet to let the mind
unbend on occasion."
-Horace

"Persistence is a strong will.
Obstinance is a strong won't."
Anonymous
   

- A Place In The Sun -
-at The Crate Escape, Inc.

"Snow provokes responses that reach right
back to childhood."
-Andy Goldsworthy
   

"If I had to sum up Friendship in one word,
it would be Comfort."
-Adabella Radici

"Gettin' good players is easy.
Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part."
-Casey Stengel
   

"Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending" -Author Unknown

"It isn't what they say about you,
it's what they whisper." -Errol Flynn
   

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence."
Erma Bombeck

"We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures."
Thornton Wilder
   

"It's a small world, but we all run in big circles."
- Sasha Azevedo

"The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had."
- Author Unknown
   

"Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year olds."
JoJo Jensen

"But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement, the greater part of life is sunshine."
Thomas Jefferson
   


 "Everyone smiles in the same language."
-Author Unknown

"To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up."
-Oscar Wilde
   

"Romper, Bomper, Stomper Boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me true. Magic mirror, tell me today did all my friends have fun at play?"
Nancy Rogers Claster

"The window of my soul I throw wide open to the sun."
John Greenleaf Whittier
   




"H2O: two parts Heart
and one part Obsession."
-Author Unknown




"Hold a true friend with both your hands."
Nigerian Proverb
   

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."
Peter F. Drucker


"Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody."
Stanislaw Lec

Internet Video
Simon Says

   



"Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
James Baldwin

"It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves." Edmund Hillary
   

"I have no special talents. I am only
passionately curious." Albert Einstein

 


"Pick battles big enough
to matter, small enough to win." Jonathan Kezel
   

"Happiness is like a kiss - it feels best when you give it to someone else."
Unknown

"No day is so bad it won't be fixed with a nap."
Dale Carnegie
   

"Of all the things you wear, your
expression is the most important."
Jane Lane

"Always hold your head up, but be
careful to keep your nose at a friendly level."
Max L. Forman
   
"There is no personal charm so great
as the charm of a cheerful temperament."
Henry Van Dyke

 "Soul shadows you everywhere."
Anda Fiori
 
   

"There can never be enough said
of the virtues, dangers,
the power, of a shared laugh . . . or toy"
Francoise Sagan

"A single rose can be my garden . . .
a single friend, my world."
Leo Buscaglia
   

"It was not a laugh merely a loud smile."
Unknown

The Golden Guys-at
The Crate Escape, Inc.
   

Marco . . .

. . . Polo . . .
   

"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
-Mencius.

"Laughter is an instant vacation."
-Milton Berle
   

O Sole Mio
at The Crate Escape, Inc.

Terminally Cute at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Yo Quiero The Crate Escape, Inc.

Wanna play-
At The Crate Escape, Inc.

Put a babe like me in a pool and
right away you got a hot tub.

Tug of Woof
@ The Crate Escape, Inc.

Making a splash at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Let's see you do THIS, little Miss Rachel Ray.
   

Wishing you a hot and happy. . .

. . . Fourth of July from The Crate Escape, Inc.

Having big fun at the 3 ring circus . . .

. . .  that's The Crate Escape, Inc.

How's about a big wet kiss from yours truly?

Come test the water-
at The Crate Escape, Inc.

 Don't you just hate it when
your halo slips ?

I said a grande half caffe,
latte,  mocha-jocha with NO straw and in a BOWL, duh.

Many shades of 'Lab' at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Sitting pretty at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

The wet look is in-
at The Crate Escape, Inc.

A Frequent Flyer-
at The Crate Escape Inc.

On the lookout for those pesky cicadas at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

On cicada patrol at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Pool's open at The Crate Escape!

Don't you just love the smell of wet dog?

Yup, we're having a ball . . .

. . . at The Crate Escape, Inc.

Ommmmmm . . .
at The Crate Escape, Inc.

zzzzzzz . . .
at The Crate Escape, Inc.

And just WHERE are my Oakleys?

He ain't heavy, he's my buddy.

At the first snore, it's mine!

Dog? What dog? I don't see no dog.

What part of 'occupied' don't you understand?

'All Aboard' at - The Crate Escape, Inc.

The Dog Whisperer at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

How easily some of us are entertained!

Nose to nose at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Heart to heart at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Who needs  dog-match.com when
you got thecrateescape.com?

Turn about's fair play.

There's plenty of fun to go around at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

I smell sheep.

Dear God,
Is there a 'Crate Escape' in heaven?
Love, Emma

Hola! From the 3 Amigos at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

You're my Little Miss Sunshine
and a winner in my book!

They have their red carpet, I have mine.

I don't care WHAT
Punxsutawney P
hil says.

We are family at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.
 

Will you be my Valentine- @ The Crate Escape?

It's a Winter Wonderland- at The Crate Escape

Told you, Marge, you just can't
make these guard dogs blink.

Oh My Gosh, I lost my ears?

Dogs that wish upon a bone, spend their time At The Crate Escape instead of home alone.

Sorry, I don't do puzzles.

Das Hounds say, 'Hooray' for Da Bears!
01/22/07


No tricks, no mirrors, just quality dog daycare- @ The Crate Escape, Inc.

Good friends are never hard to find . . .


. . . at The Crate Escape, Inc.


The great & the small at
The Crate Escape
wish you peace in the New Year.

Hey Guys, nap time's over, up
and at 'em.
r

Happy New Year from . . .

. . . all of us @ The Crate Escape, Inc.

It's the Holiday Season and . . .

We're having fun at
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Here's wishing you a wonderful
Holiday Season . . .

. . .  from all of us
at The Crate Escape, Inc.

You can tell me, who's my secret Santa?

Once achieving the summit, the two
proud animals survey their domain-
(at The Crate Escape)

Snow Days, Schnow Days-
Every Day's A Play Day @ The Crate Escape

Friendships Shine Through-
At The Crate Escape

Ever get the feeling you're
being watched?

Battle of the Giants at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

The Doctor Is In-
At The Crate Escape

Lassie came home, & came home & came home-
to The Crate Escape
   

What goes around, comes around,
at The Crate Escape, Inc

Happiness is a nap with a friend-
at the Crate Escape, Inc.
   

Vote for me and I'll get you
free treats and better Peticare benefits!

Hey, I'm talking issues here. Don't you
want to hear about the issues?
   

If the Bears can do it, we can do it!
Rufus, you go long . . .


Dancing With The Stars, Shmarz.
Dancing With The Dogs Is Where It's At!

Your eyes are getting heavy . . .



. . .z z z z z z . . .
   

It's true, pretty soon we can have
sleep-overs right here at
The Crate Escape Inc.! Pass it on.

Here,
dogs line up to register
for overnight boarding coming to
The Crate Escape, Inc. in November.
   

We take care of 'details' at-
The Crate Escape

Sister, you can do it.
It's only two feet.
October 16, 2006 (above)

Playing Twister at-
The Crate Escape

Afternoon Delight at-
The Crate Escape
October 9, 2006 (above)

You'll always be my friend-
you know too much.

Remember that every good
friend was once a
October 2, 2006 (above)

A little corner of the world just for us-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Ready, Set, Go-
To The Crate Escape, Inc.
   

Life Is Golden For Your Dog at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Halloween Is Coming to-
The Crate Escape, Inc.
   

When not playing or napping, dogs
at The Crate Escape can volunteer to test
the newest pet toys.

Here, Betty rigorously tests the
latest spherical chew
& entertainment play item.
 

Yea, yea. Very Funny.
Now will somebody give me
 a hand here?

Snack time at-
The Crate Escape
(Click to enlarge)
 

 Da Funnies Archives @ The Crate Escape, Inc.

New funnies on 04/17/2011
All pictures copyright The Crate Escape, Inc. 2003 - 2006


We do know how to pose at-
The Crate Escape

Kilroy was here-
Kilroy was here-
at The Crate Escape
 

We miss you-
at the Crate Escape, Inc.

Give us a ring at-
The Crate Escape

Mini-dogumentary: Perseverance & Mentoring @ The Crate Escape


The fun begins and . . .

. . . ends at The Crate Escape, Inc.

Mini-dogumentary: Did I Do Good?

- That's the way- uh, huh, uh huh, we like it -uh, huh, uh huh
(at The Crate Escape)


We cool, we bad- at The Crate Escape

Mini-dogumentary: All Activities At The Crate Escape, Inc. Are Supervised and Refereed

 


THE EYES HAVE IT- AT THE CRATE ESCAPE, INC.
 

The rule is to wait 30 minutes after eating.
Don't make me come in there after you.

Yankee 'Doodle' Doggies at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

Good role models for puppies at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.


Blondes have more fun at-
The Crate Escape, Inc.

See The Mini-Movie:
Hide & Seek with Quigley

Whaddya mean, in your face?

See the Mini-Movie:
Supervised Pool Activities With Lukah


Don't let this smile fool you, we're rough & tough at- The Crate Escape, Inc.

The Crate Escape? Simply the best-
and you can quote me on that.

Betty vs. Caninus Vacumus

It's a dog's life- @ The Crate Escape



Whoa! That water is cold!


Who do you have to know to get a drink around here anyway?


Bosom Buddies- @ The Crate Escape

Heigh-ho, Betty!


Says here, No Cats Allowed-
@ The Crate Escape

What part of 'mine'don't you understand?

Join the Fan Club-
@ The Crate Escape

Either I've gained weight or they're
making these hula hoops a lot smaller.

We're bullish on dogs-
@ The Crate Escape

Sweet Dreams-
@ The Crate Escape

Welcome To Summer-
@ The Crate Escape

Yup, same litter.

A Dog's Life
(At The Crate Escape)

Yeah, it's new - Eau de Dog
by Calvin Canine.

Come on Hot Dog, it's playtime!

We love Amber!


Excuse me, but I'm talking over here.

Let's see you bowl a 231 with no fingers.

Guess you guys don't feel the wind like I do.

The winner and still Champion!

Hey, wake it up. Naptime's over.

Sleeping dogs don't lie-
about The Crate Escape, Inc.

That will be 40 cents please.

Psst. Look at the new guy
by the water bowls.
A '9' easy.  CA-nine, that is.

Excuse me - but I'm trying to get some
sleep up here!

Sorry, Baby, you can't stay.
Daycare at the Crate Escape
is very exclusive- dogs only.

Hey! You, with the two legs,
let's see some ID.
Kiss kiss. Woof woof.
   

What?
Only people should have pets?

When the going gets tough,
the tough get napping.

Where the coolest dogs hang-- The Crate Escape

Excuse me, but we ordered chicken for THREE.


Keep looking, I know that lens is here somewhere.

Champion bare-backed rider poses with trusty steed.

I AM smiling!

We chillin' at The Crate Escape, Inc.

I'm a dog. I can bark, but I can't say 'Uncle.'

Double your fun - at The Crate Escape, Inc.

I love a dog that wears Aqua Dogma

If he only knew how much I cared.

I vant to suck your blood--but I'll settle for your paw.

I lead or I don't dance.

I vant to be alone.
   

You talking to me?

"The Crate Escape Inc. is THE place to go-- pass it on"

I lead or I don't dance.

Last one in's a CAT!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Are you sure?

Grrrrr! (Just kidding)

I have a Sealy at home, but it's not heated.

You wear what you want to wear, and I'll wear what I want to wear.

Welcome to the Hotel Crate-afornia!

This ain't the Animal Planet.

What? No Milk Dogs?

... now Shorty, you go long, and I'll pull a double T-bone on the 40 yard line.

Boring!
I hate nap time.

Sing it loud and sing it proud!

I swear, I'm just resting my eyes.

See? It's easy. Drop, roll and bark.

... so he says, 'No, I'm a cat!

I asked real nice,
little buddy.

Two, two, two dogs in one

They're making these dog toys way too small - and where do the batteries go?


...and no I can't do a hula hoop either-I'm a DOG!

Come in on, the water's fine.

This floor is hard, but way comfortable at The Crate Escape, Inc.



 
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