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“Too laid back is to be laid out.”
-Anonymous

"A friend brings out the best in you."
-Larry Ramirez
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“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”
-Mae West

"But you asked me to find something I could sink my teeth into.
-Unknown
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"It is a happy talent to know how to play."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm just like everyone. I like to feel togetherness with someone."
-Lucinda Williams
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“I'm so pretty I even smell pretty.”
-Muhammad Ali

“Arouse the mind without resting it on anything”
-Diamond Sutra quotes
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"If speaking is silver, then listening is gold."
-Turkish Proverb

“Nothing sharpens sight like envy”
-Thomas Fuller
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 "I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it."
-Megan Fox

“We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee!
02/21/2011 Below

Beware! Melting Zone!

“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.”
-Tennessee Williams
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"Since your eyes are looking tired…
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours."
-Unknown

"All things are the same except for the differences, and different except for the similarities."
-Thomas Sowell
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“To appreciate the beauty of a snow flake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.”
-Unknown

"And finally Winter, with its bitin', whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow."
-Roy Bean
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"Happiness is a warm puppy."
-Charles M. Schulz

"Just like a snowflake, we are all unique and special."
-Unknown
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"Those who wish to sing always find a song."
-Proverb

"Flirtation, attention without intention."
-Paul Blouet
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"The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Nothing is an obstacle unless you say it is."
-Wally Amos
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“Never mistake motion for action.”
-Ernest Hemingway

"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals." -Anonymous
01/03/2011 Below

"An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit."
-Pliny the Elder

"A hug is a smile with arms, a laugh with a stronger grip."
-Terri Guillemets
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"Submission is not about authority and it is not obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect."
-William P. Young

"There are worse things in life than having fun"
-Bill Harris
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"May the closeness of friends, the comfort of home, renew your spirits this holiday season."
-Unknown

"Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show. The secret lies in an inner glow."
-Wilfred A. Peterson
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“Beauty is a good letter of introduction."
-German Proverb

"There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them."
-Vicki Baum
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"The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."
-Michael Jackson

"There are only two styles of portrait painting, the serious and the smirk.”
-Charles Dickens
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"If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy."
-Julie Burchill

"Know that it's me planting a kiss upon your nose."
-Unknown
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"Friends have all things in common."
-Plato



"Solitude is painful when one is young, but delightful when one is more mature."
-Albert Einstein
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"Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes."
-Henry David Thoreau

"Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx
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"Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart."
-Unknown

"There is something about a wedding gown prettier than any other gown in the world."
-Douglas Jerrold
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“All of our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling.”
Blaise Pascal

"Don't call me a GODDESS, don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!"
-Unknown
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"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
-George Carlin

 “All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.”
-Havelock Ellis
10/11/2010 Below

"You can have whatever you want if you dress for it. "
—Edith Head

"Dogs like to obey. It gives them security."
-James Herriot
10/04/2010 Below

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
-Gloria Swanson

"It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it."
-John Wooden
09/26/2010 Below

"Life is the flower for which love is the honey."
-Victor Hugo

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."
-Reba McEntire
09/19/2010 Below

"The spirit is there in every boy; it has to be discovered and brought to light."
-Robert Baden-Powell

"I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs."
-Colin Mochrie
09/12/2010 Below

"Patience carries a lot of wait."
-Anonymous

"Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph."
-Anonymous
09/05/2010 Below
“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.”
-Amanda Cross

“Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest."
-Christian Dior
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"Here's looking at you kid."
-Humphrey Bogart (as if I needed to tell you)

“The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.”
-Homer
08/23/2010 Below

“She did very well. She's very poised. She's a beautiful girl.” -Virginia White

"It's a Lab Thing
(you just wouldn't understand.")
-Unknown
08/16/2010 Below

“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.” Audrey Hepburn

"Life is 10% what you make it.
90% how you take it."
-Anonymous
08/09/2010 Below

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
-Groucho Marx

"A person's world is only as big as their heart."
-Tanya A. Moore
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"Every day you have to test yourself. If you don't, it's a wasted day."
-Terry Butts

"Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.”
-Mae West
07/26/2010 Below

"Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret."
-Marlena Dietrich

"Thousands have lived without love, not one without water."
-W. H. Auden
07/19/2010 Below

"Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do."
-Jean de la Bruyere

"A friend is never a friend until you find them."
-Unknown
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"Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
-Carl Jung
 

"Similarities create friendship's while differences hold them together."
-Unknown
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"I take a breath when I have to."
Ethel Merman

“To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved."
-George MacDonald
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"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark."
-Dante Alighieri

“Put your arm around the buddy next to you,”
-Bert McCracken
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