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“Too laid back is to be laid out.”

"A friend brings out the best in you."
-Larry Ramirez
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“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”
-Mae West

"But you asked me to find something I could sink my teeth into.
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"It is a happy talent to know how to play."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm just like everyone. I like to feel togetherness with someone."
-Lucinda Williams
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“I'm so pretty I even smell pretty.”
-Muhammad Ali

“Arouse the mind without resting it on anything”
-Diamond Sutra quotes
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"If speaking is silver, then listening is gold."
-Turkish Proverb

“Nothing sharpens sight like envy”
-Thomas Fuller
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 "I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it."
-Megan Fox

“We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee!
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Beware! Melting Zone!

“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.”
-Tennessee Williams
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"Since your eyes are looking tired…
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours."

"All things are the same except for the differences, and different except for the similarities."
-Thomas Sowell
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“To appreciate the beauty of a snow flake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.”

"And finally Winter, with its bitin', whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow."
-Roy Bean
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"Happiness is a warm puppy."
-Charles M. Schulz

"Just like a snowflake, we are all unique and special."
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"Those who wish to sing always find a song."

"Flirtation, attention without intention."
-Paul Blouet
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"The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Nothing is an obstacle unless you say it is."
-Wally Amos
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“Never mistake motion for action.”
-Ernest Hemingway

"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals." -Anonymous
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"An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit."
-Pliny the Elder

"A hug is a smile with arms, a laugh with a stronger grip."
-Terri Guillemets
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"Submission is not about authority and it is not obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect."
-William P. Young

"There are worse things in life than having fun"
-Bill Harris
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"May the closeness of friends, the comfort of home, renew your spirits this holiday season."

"Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show. The secret lies in an inner glow."
-Wilfred A. Peterson
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“Beauty is a good letter of introduction."
-German Proverb

"There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them."
-Vicki Baum
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"The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."
-Michael Jackson

"There are only two styles of portrait painting, the serious and the smirk.”
-Charles Dickens
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"If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy."
-Julie Burchill

"Know that it's me planting a kiss upon your nose."
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"Friends have all things in common."

"Solitude is painful when one is young, but delightful when one is more mature."
-Albert Einstein
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"Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes."
-Henry David Thoreau

"Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx
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"Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart."

"There is something about a wedding gown prettier than any other gown in the world."
-Douglas Jerrold
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“All of our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling.”
Blaise Pascal

"Don't call me a GODDESS, don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!"
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"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
-George Carlin

 “All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.”
-Havelock Ellis
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"You can have whatever you want if you dress for it. "
—Edith Head

"Dogs like to obey. It gives them security."
-James Herriot
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"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
-Gloria Swanson

"It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it."
-John Wooden
09/26/2010 Below

"Life is the flower for which love is the honey."
-Victor Hugo

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."
-Reba McEntire
09/19/2010 Below

"The spirit is there in every boy; it has to be discovered and brought to light."
-Robert Baden-Powell

"I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs."
-Colin Mochrie
09/12/2010 Below

"Patience carries a lot of wait."

"Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph."
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“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.”
-Amanda Cross

“Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest."
-Christian Dior
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"Here's looking at you kid."
-Humphrey Bogart (as if I needed to tell you)

“The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.”
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“She did very well. She's very poised. She's a beautiful girl.” -Virginia White

"It's a Lab Thing
(you just wouldn't understand.")
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“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.” Audrey Hepburn

"Life is 10% what you make it.
90% how you take it."
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
-Groucho Marx

"A person's world is only as big as their heart."
-Tanya A. Moore
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"Every day you have to test yourself. If you don't, it's a wasted day."
-Terry Butts

"Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.”
-Mae West
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"Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret."
-Marlena Dietrich

"Thousands have lived without love, not one without water."
-W. H. Auden
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"Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do."
-Jean de la Bruyere

"A friend is never a friend until you find them."
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"Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
-Carl Jung

"Similarities create friendship's while differences hold them together."
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"I take a breath when I have to."
Ethel Merman

“To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved."
-George MacDonald
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"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark."
-Dante Alighieri

“Put your arm around the buddy next to you,”
-Bert McCracken
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